im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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