i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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