So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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