Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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