Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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