If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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