What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Farmville is her only friend.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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