Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Randomize
