found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
