Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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