There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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