i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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