he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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