Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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