they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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