Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
