My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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