god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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