Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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