And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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