We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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