alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She told me I should be a condom model.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The struggles of a small town man whore
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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