Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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