People with herpes should wear stickers.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Randomize