STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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