Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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