they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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