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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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