I'm lost and stupid without you.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
