If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Semen is not good for contacts.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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