Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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