No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
where are my eyebrows?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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