Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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