He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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