love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Randomize
