Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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