Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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