Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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