Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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