on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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