when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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