The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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