Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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