at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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