Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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