I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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