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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something

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• (310): View more from California

  kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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  damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??

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• (585): View more from New York

  By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.

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• (310): View more from California

  I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks

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  Like what do you want from me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.

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