Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her