you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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