You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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