BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He? As in you personified your dick?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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