I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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