Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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