Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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