I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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