What should our trivia night team be named?
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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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