As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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