No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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