i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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